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Fanum Tax

When you steal a piece of food from your pookie/friend.
Me: Lemme Fanum Tax some of your hamburger
My friend: Nuh uh...
by DiscordMod January 9, 2025
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Teko tax

When doing a deal at someone's place or on or in there property, or in there plain sight. A percentage is paid to them.
by Keaido November 16, 2018
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Fanum Tax

Fanum Tax originated from the famous streamer Fanum, who taxes food from his roommate. Thus, when taxing someones food it is fanum tax. Enjoy.
Fanum tax, give me that food boi.
by coledalecuntmuncher June 24, 2024
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Fanum Tax

A Gen Alpha slang word for someone getting "Taxed", not with money, but with food. (Saying someone stole someone else's food)
You just got Fanum Tax, hahahaha!
by dswqsa895 January 14, 2024
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Ass Tax

When she constantly shares all her issues about her life but doesn’t want an emotionally connected relationship, or she makes little contribution to the relationship besides looking good & being on her phone 24/7, you charge her ass tax for your time spent with her. Like a therapist.
“We spent a lot of time talking about your last relationship. I’ll have to charge you ass tax”

“You’re kid broke my lamp when you were over my house so I’ll have to tax that ass of yours for payment.”

“I got dinner, you pay the ass tax later.”
by SirMasterDaddyDom April 25, 2021
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Fanum Tax

Originally made from streamer Fanum as he taxes his friend's food in the AMP house for a certain percentage
"Oh hey Billy those fries look good! Fanum tax! *takes a couple fries*
by fortniet4942 May 3, 2024
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Latency Tax

The invisible price humans pay for stubbornly refusing to use AI, automation, or any modern tool that could make their life easier, faster, or less soul-crushing.
Karen spent six hours formatting a Word doc while the intern just asked an AI to do it and went out for bubble tea.
Reply: “Karen’s not slow… she’s just making monthly payments on the latency tax.”
by CL4NK November 3, 2025
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