Snake-Hog

a person who goes behind friends backs and steals

“Yo ellie did you take my brownie?”
“Yes”
“You’re a goddamn snake-hog”

by whet_whillie March 16, 2020

Snake knees

Jack shit. Nothing. Snake knees don’t exist and that is the point.

Guy 1: I’m broke as fuck man, I got a bank account full of snake knees.
Guy 2: damn.

by Clarence deepwater II March 24, 2020

Snake

Zach Edkins is classic 🐍 . Snakes don’t give a snakes shit about u. U might call someone u don’t like a rat but rats are snake food

“Hey zach what animal are you”
“Je suis snake 🐍 “

by Zach the snake snack April 6, 2020

snake preview

A dishonest, untrustworthy person's first, seemingly innocuous gesture that should have tipped you off as to their character.

It was many years later, after he had left her for her best friend, that she realized - his stiffing the waiter on their first date was a snake preview.

by Monkey's Dad April 9, 2020

snake plant

The Snake Plant, or “ Sansevieria trifasciata” is a green succulent that survives in both humid and arid conditions. Most commonly known for being in the home or apartment of every basic white girl going through a “boho” decor phase. Better start saving up for these elegant plants, she’ll never be satisfied with just one.

Her: “I got a white pot and we are going to put the cutest snake plant in it.”
Him: “Another one? That’s like $90!”
Her: “Do you want me to sleep with you or no?”

by TheWholeBrand July 10, 2021

SnakeEyedHank

That's me! I am SnakeEyedHank. I am a person as well.

Person: Hi, are you SnakeEyedHank
SnakeEyedHank: Yes, I am SnakeEyedHank
Person: Cool

by SnakeEyedHank September 6, 2021

Snake in the Barbie

1. A problem waiting to happen.
2. A sudden and threatening development.
3. The BBQ food was not good or what was expected.
(Barbie refers to BBQ)

That’s a snake in a/the barbie!
I fkn knew there was a snake in the barbie
You're a bloody snake in the barbie

by bbbounce January 20, 2022