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Shadow The Hedgehog

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
by anonymous February 8, 2023
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rattle shadow

Rattle shadow refers to someone spraying graffiti at night time.. Often doing beautiful, elaborate artworks under the cover of darkness..
That tag wasn't there yesterday, a rattle shadow must have come through sometime last night..
by ?Mr.E-Man? August 29, 2021
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Shadows

BlueGuyCodes: Ya ever heard of Shadows?
Nyx: He's only the BEST Roblox developer.
by ShadowsOnDiscord February 12, 2022
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Gut Shadow

When your gut is so big you can't see your balls.
Michael can't see his balls because of his gut shadow.
by Pmdono August 13, 2016
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Shadow Rogue

A person that is extremely edgy and plays League of Legends. Has an unholy obsession with the in-game currency "Riot Points" and spends too much time playing the game.
Person 1 : Yo! I finally reached Gold 2 after 11 hours of gameplay straight!
Person 2 : Congrats, but don't turn into a Shadow Rogue over it.
by IAmBadeed May 25, 2019
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Edge Lord Shadow

An edge lord whom stalks women in hopes to get a girlfriend but ends up creeping them out. He always has at least one girl he heavily stalks
Yo, Edge Lord Shadow was caught masturbating outside her house
by Litmclitson May 31, 2018
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Black Shadow

A nickname for Andrine Frisenberg from Åsnes.
"Fuck ur so big blacc shado"
"My as is so sore Black Shadow"
by adrianprize03 October 31, 2017
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