Salty Seabird

A salty seabird is when one's penis is sliced length ways so it resembles the beak of a bird. However, it is not a proper salty seabird unless salt is then added into the wound.

Tom: Did you hear? Jack's gonna get a "salty seabird"!
Jack: *Cries

by Hentai > Porn May 8, 2018

salty dagger

The act of taking a penis, post-ejaculation, and putting it in a girl's mouth

Last night was so awesome! I gave her a salty dagger!

by Market Dadkef September 17, 2016

salty dogger

When a couple of old dogs get horny and start fucking.

Daddy, why is spike on princess? Honey, spike is giving princess an ole fashion salty dogger .

by NormGiles69 July 25, 2016

Salty Jimmy

When you did your hands in honey and then rock salt and proceed to give a hand job.

"I got a salty Jimmy the other night."

"Sounds like it hurts"

"If it's hurtin' it's workin'"

by Whiskey danger January 25, 2018

lightweight salty

Similar to salty, except means you are saltier than salty. And more upset easily now because of the situation that has occurred has made you upset.

"Omg Jasmine why did he just throw that at you?"
"I don't know but I'm lightweight salty about it!!!"

by TAJEC January 18, 2017

Salty cunt

Sam

Sam is a salty cunt

by Thefuckboi69 January 19, 2017

salty peeper

"salty peeper" is an English phrase referring to when a person gets semen in their eye, with "salty" referring to the typical taste of semen and "peeper" referring to the person's eye, thus their peeper is being described as salty.

Last night, I was watching some bukkake porn and the girl got a bunch of semen in her right eye, then one of the guys said; "woah, would you look at that salty peeper"

by Matt8Wats October 20, 2021