rusty humphrey

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman that has recently defecated and did not wipe.

Dude she made me give her a rusty humphrey when she found out I had sex with her sister.

by ballsmcgee2010 January 4, 2010

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Rusty Klesla

Similar to the Rusty Fish Hook but named after the Professional Czech Hockey Player. While satisfying your lady from behind you abruptly jam your finger into her poop chute. When she turns around to yell, "Hey!" instead of giving her a traditional fish-hook you cross check her in the face with a hockey stick. For additional bravado you can then shoot your load on her back, blow a whistle, throw your arm in the air and declare that you're giving yourself a 2 minute minor for roughing.

My girlfriend told me that I couldn't finish watching the game until I finished her, so I gave her a Rusty Klesla and then went downstairs to finish watching the game.

by DirtyDick October 16, 2012

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Rusty handcock

When you are fucking a girl in the ass and she begins to shit on your dick. You pull out your shit dick and jerk off using her shit as lube. You then jam it in her front door near the end and give her a good old mixture of pleasure and regret.

We were having a good time until he gave me a rusty handcock. Now I have a UTI.

by Dirty Fish Facts November 6, 2020

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Rusty Trombone

Anal licking from behind while giving a reach around. Named for the motion n which the facilitator uses while doing the act. Similar to what a trombone player actions are.

If I can talk her into it, I’m getting a rusty trombone for my birthday.

by One ball Lucky Charlie May 28, 2018

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