Peanut Butter Blessing

When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.

Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?

Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.

by PB_Blesser June 24, 2024

peanut butter Nelly

A woman that smears peanut butter on her pussy then makes the family pet like her clean

You know laquanda across the street? Yeah she's a "peanut butter Nelly" everyone says so....

by HyporboreanVrilguy March 12, 2023

Peanut butter dick

A nasty dude with a small penis with brown stuff Oozing out the tip.

“eww John has a peanut butter dick.” “Peanut butter dick is nasty.”

by Figure it out you pussy bitch September 12, 2019

chunky peanut butter

chunky peanut butter refers to the act of sexual relations between two homies. this is often displayed through jacking each other off and consistently giving each other erections.

however, chunky peanut butter has some limits. when you commit chunky peanut butter for over 69 minutes in one sitting, it is no longer considered chunky peanut butter and you may experience any of the following symptoms.

-erectile dysfunction

-foot fungus
-large amounts of gas to the point of flying

friend 1 - wanna commit chunky peanut butter?

friend 2 - bet. where’s the condoms

by nicholas.ismy.dad April 29, 2023

Peanut butter glove

Fisting a human with an upset tummy

I put my fist in him so deep that it came out with a peanut butter glove !!

by Gilburt February 4, 2025

Peanut Butter War God

An overweight and often hairy man, covered in peanut butter, committing a sexual act.

Surveillance cameras captured a peanut butter war god in the main elevator of our hotel.

by Troy1983 March 1, 2018

Peanut Butter Rivalries

Peanut Butter Rivalries is when the most well know rivals, think they are opposites but are the same for the most part. They think they are peanut butter and jelly but they are just peanut butter and peanut butter.

Modern politics are a bunch of Peanut Butter Rivalries, two sides of the same coin, except it's a piece of bread with the same spread.

by Odd_James August 4, 2025