London Special

To stab another just like in the good ol streets of london

"Oh that grass ye i gave him the london special"

by Jimbob225 April 19, 2024

Barnes (London, SW13)

A cesspool of depravity, poisoning the Thames. Notorious for anal pioneers, fetish freaks and a sickening stench of melted dildos

Billy: Oh no, I’ve got to go through Barnes (London, SW13) on the train!

Jim: shit. Just make sure to keep the windows closed and don’t make any kind of eye contact with the locals.

by Concerned onlooker April 21, 2024

Martin London

A man that was given the nickname ,,Michael Jackson". So he would love to visit ,,London" like Michael J. Jackson did. And his next nickname will be ,,Martin London".

Person X: I cannot believe i saw ,,Michael Jackson" yesterday.
Person B: That was ,,Martin" but they are both the same.
Person X: Let us call him ,,Martin London"

by h1ghflyer April 22, 2024

martin london

A person that looks like ,,Michael Jackson". But better call him ,,Martin London".

My new nickname is ,,Martin London"- because Michael Jackson was often there.

by h1ghflyer April 23, 2024

London bridge

The act of two men joining their sexual organs at the glans of their penis, then covering their penises with baby oil.

Harry Clarke then proceeds to stroke the penises in unison until the men indicate the need to ejaculate.

Just before the moment of ejaculation both men separate causing their penises raise like the London bridge, while violently ejaculating over each other.

Dad: Do you want to London bridge tonight ?
Daughter: Dad I don’t have a cock
Dad: Oh yeah, fancy a bum instead?

by Lols6666 April 24, 2024

London Girl

A London girl is an aspiring loser, typically from Kent (because people from Kent like to call themselves Londoners because there's a fast commuting train), with good looks who is capable of cadging money off rich, successful, much older Londoners.

Lucie is such a La la la London girl, she’s managed to go on holiday yet again to Greece again after cadging her airfare from a software consultant from London

by VapourTrail May 13, 2024

London (Girl)

A London girl is an aspiring loser, typically from Kent (because people from Kent like to call themselves Londoners because there's a fast commuting train), with good looks who is capable of cadging money from rich, successful, much older Londoners with the lure of love or sex.

She’s such a la-la-la London (girl), she’s gone on holiday yet again to Greece again after cadging her airfare & pin money

by VapourTrail May 21, 2024