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easy peasy melon squeezy

Humorous phrase dat a guy utters to triumphantly/braggingly indicate his lack of difficulty in getting a buxom gal to let him play wif her boobs.
I first asked Tiffany if I could gently bury my face between her ample tits; once she allowed me to do dat and was feeling all warm and cuddly from my tender nuzzling, it was then totally "easy peasy melon squeezy" getting her to let me "put my hands where my face had been", especially since by then she was accustomed to having me make major physical contact wif her chest-pillowz.
by QuacksO April 1, 2021
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easy hero

word used to tell someone to settle down when their getting to into anything.
PERSON 1: ZOMG i just got 56 nos cope snipes on halo 3!
Person 2: Easy Hero
by gfewgfagfsagf October 13, 2008
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Easy

When ever you are in french class, say easy, it is so close to ici the teacher will not notice.
by iameasy September 20, 2022
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Indica Easy

Umm not convinced with this. People might end up thinking that we're talking about Tata Indica instead of Indica Easy if we use words like 'test drive'
by Indica Easy November 24, 2021
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Easy Izzy

A person who will lay with anyone but will have some standards
Boy:Isaiah is so an easy Izzy
Girl:I know right i heard _____ that happened
by Dr.Izzy April 26, 2011
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An Easy One

Hym "Here's an easy one. In the bathroom. I'm not even actually pooping! Stabstabstab! Child stab! Hehehehehehehe....."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2025
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k.i.n.g Easy

Counterfeit Righteous , drunkard who struggles with masterbating to gay porn
Don’t be gay like K.I.N.G Easy
by DeathToFake October 6, 2020
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