Chode Syndrome

A disorder which results in a chode. The person will be bullied, called various chode insults, and get no pussy from girls unless they are fatties. It is caused by Chodeanesia

Look at that poor guy with chode syndrome. He'll turn out to be a fag.

by The Chode Scientist January 13, 2009

slap em with a chode

its pretty self explanitory...if you dont understand it you are probably being slapped with a chode as you are reading this.

if your boss is being a dick then slap em with a chode

by JAY JAY March 14, 2005

chode

a short and really wide cock

his chode wont fit in me

by superduperdooperpooper October 6, 2003

chode lasso

A string that when formed into a lasso can attach to any type of chode.

Mary used the chode lasso to find the thickest chode of them all, Matt G's.

by Aids McMuffin January 8, 2009

Bro Chode

Friend's penis. Usually used when someone is showing a friend his genitalia.

-Aww, dude!
-Don't worry bud, it's just a little Bro Chode.
-Yeah, emphasis on little.

by It'sMassive December 16, 2010

Mr Chode

Mr Chode is a name that is given to someone who has a unusually small,fat penis. It can also be used as a name for a penis if very small and fat.

kieran: My penis is 2 inches and 3 inches wide

John: Woow your Mr Chode

Joe: Aww man i don't know what to call my penis all the good names are taken
John: How big is it ?
Joe: 2 and a half inches
John: Why don't you call it Mr Chode

by Jambus October 29, 2010

Chode wagon

The act of driving a gold Saxo in a way that endangers the life's of those around you while having a small penis

Give me a lift in the chode wagon

I violently masturbated in my chode wagon yesterday

by Campion1 October 26, 2012