burning bagel

When your partner gives it to you in the ass, but they have herpes
Yo dude that sex was fire. Literally I've got a burning bagel.
by YoinkersItsMine August 08, 2019
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Bagel Sect

A place of gambling, addiction and ridicule. You'll hate it and love it at the same time. Once there you'll get tainted but accept it.
"Dude, I just visited the Bagel Sect and..."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
by Snoopish December 05, 2016
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fuckin bagel

sexual intercourse with a bagel.
most often covered in cream cheese.


Tom-Dude were have you been?

Joe-I was fuckin bagels.

Tom-Fuckin B.

Joe-Why?

Tom-It has more holes.
by sex on the stove March 13, 2009
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Buffalo bagels

Mary told her misbehaving students who were lying to her to stop it with the Buffalo Bagels.
by DarthFlyer November 26, 2021
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Carolina Bagel Bite

Originally found in the Carolinas, a Carolina Bagel Bite is inserting a Carolina reaper pepper into was vaginal cavity or rectum and eating the feces infested seeds for a stinky and spicy satisfaction.
Wow I love practicing the Carolina Bagel Bite with my the boys after Nelking.
by spicy anal 69 July 13, 2022
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trash bagel

1. Insult. A person (usually a woman) with low cultural tastes and interests, poor education, and inflated sense of self worth; a trashy person who is vaguely bagel shaped.

2. A social leech who thinks they are contributing to society; a person who gloats about their non-efforts as immeasurable while belittling others so as to derail and steal from them; a mooch.
Name is such a trash bagel! She gave grandma a big sob story about her break up and not being able to afford rent and then used the money to get fillers and go outlet shopping.
by Owda Jopal December 30, 2022
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burg bagel

The act of warming up a bagel, spreading cream on it, and proceeding to have intercourse with it.
After whipping them nando boys ass, i went home to my lovely burg bagel.
by burgbagel September 19, 2019
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