The Awesome

Foul act of sexual misconduct. Performed on a completely passed out female. Performer takes two bags of shit and surgically inserts them into the female's tits. Then, once the female wakes up, the performer shouts, "The Awesome" and swings their hands in a forceful way onto the female's tits, causing the shit bags to explode painfully.

My friend Joe is the only person I've heard of who has tried The Awesome.

by Ben and Ben January 11, 2009

awesome my possum

the act of being in awe at a possum or similar mammal

'check out that ring-tail, awseome my possum!'

by chookers September 7, 2003

amazingly awesomeness

Defined as a man's dick. Usually a man refers to his own as his own amazingly awesomeness.

"Hey Joe G. how is your Amazingly Awesomeness?"

"Tired"

by gigi sqular September 22, 2006

Secret Mountain Fort Awesome

One of the best shows to ever grace the television

Guy: Man I'm sad I missed the new Secret Mountain Fort Awesome ep
Guy 2: Sucks man, the episode was awesome!

by PizzaSteve413 August 26, 2014

Awesome Sauce

Getting a 9/10 on a physics lecture quiz.

I just got a 9/10 on my quiz!
Awesome Sauce!

by El Duderino2690 April 5, 2010

Awesomeness

Totally Uber and Pwning all

Jonathan, the totally cool sophmore, was known as the awesomeness over his freshie friend Courtny.

by Drei Harte September 22, 2006

awesome my possum

meaning "good my friend".

"That sh*t was awesome my possum".

by xxHammiexx September 10, 2003