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Jason Alexander

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wow you are a gods gift that means you are very Jason Alexander
by Little kitty straight cat December 2, 2019
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alexander

The names Alexander is a bum name and who ever has the name wishes to changed it and people hate being called Alexander or Alex (for short) because it’s a bum and ugly name
Example: did you See the new kid named Alexander he is a bum no mark wants to talk to him because he is a bum
by Xavierdagra8 October 20, 2020
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Alexander Paul Jude Barnes

God of the Underworld.

Has come to earth to study humans. Might come across as socially awkward, but is really just struggling to fit into society.

Upon the day of reckoning, he will suck all the evil souls in this world down with him to his nether realm.

Addicted to bread.

Foot fetish.

Arch enemy is Jesús (the Mexican)
Alexander Paul Jude Barnes has been summoned and we will all be damned!

Who ate all the bread?? Curse you Alexander Paul Jude Barnes!!
by Prof. Dr. Richard Cox November 21, 2021
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Alexander

Alexander is 99% recommended by doctors to cure depression and any other needs you need.
I used some Alexander yesterday and y’all it left me feeling like a new person
by Yannis February 17, 2019
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jack alexander jones

Noun ~ A special brerd of vulture, one descendant from jewish culture. Particularly enjoys self pleasuring and being stingy. Large figure in the gay community
That Jack Alexander Jones really is a SPECIAL breed
by AshizzleMnizzle April 17, 2018
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Alexander

The Warrior and Defender of the Is-Real Indian People via Judah(high) of Amen-Ri-ca, India Superior.
Alexander the Great Asar/🔋/Osiris/David/Hosea/Micheal/John/King, son of Nun in Philly is Heir to all things.
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alexander

alexander is definitely worth the time and he is no doubt the most popular guy you’ll ever know, but even though he has many distractions waving in his face, if you stay loyal to him you’ll get more than that in return. His personality is just amazing. Because his humour may be a bit dirty and he’s very loud doesn’t hit off any points because he is beautiful, inside and out, and always will be because he is a very expressive and enthusiastic person.

His eyes shine in ocean blue, mesmerising the depths of the earth whenever he opens them.

His hair stands tall in spike when he messes with it, but when he has good hair days (always) you can’t take your eyes off of his glowing brown hair.
He is the most amazing person ever and is so athletic, definitely loves football, and is always looking out for you.
do you know alexander?

of course i do.

well i have a crush on him!

everybody does! don’t you know that?

oh! but who does he like?

not u ur a pick me-
by rrrrrrrrrpergson November 21, 2022
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