National Kelsey Appreciation Day

25th april is a day to appreciate kelsey day! a day all to themselves, buy them a gift

“did you hear its national kelsey appreciation day”
“guess that means i’ll buy her chocolate”

by smoketreess April 24, 2023

National kick Ollie day

On November 20th you have all permissions to kick any Ollie

National kick Ollie day

by Ollie.yeet.yeet.Ollie November 20, 2020

piss nation

A group chat in twitter which was initially dedicated to Declan Mckenna but it quickly turned into a “pro incest sex society” (hence the acronym: PISS). Some of their most famous members are:
- Alfie Templeman
- Crazy Frog
- Tesco
- Declan Mckenna
PISS nation is not only a successful twitter group chat but it is also the management team behind the worldwide known band “One Sex” whose members consist in the acclaimed artists Liam Payne and Aidan Gallagher.

anon: Nobody cares about piss county or whatever it’s called.”
kaydi and huda: “ We were kicked from piss nation because we listen to ed sheeran😿”
Alfie Templeman: “Oi mate, piss nation is so hot i love shagging cats with them.”

by i like eating cats June 16, 2020

National Alibar Day

This day is when you say Alibar really loud on October 17

Oh shoot, I gotta yell Alibar on national Alibar day

by ThottxxSlayer69 October 15, 2019

National head day

The day your supposed to get some head or else you’ll die alone with yo lame ass

Guy:“Damn it’s national head day”
Girl:”Who getting some me or you first?”

by Frfrnocap May 12, 2022

National Cum in a neighbors mailbox day

National Cum in a neighbors mailbox day is beautiful day dedicated to releasing the previous months load all up in your fellow neighbors virgin mailbox.

Hey mom! Im going to celebrate National Cum in a neighbors mailbox day, by splurging in Mrs. Osbornes mailbox ill be back!!!!

by National Neighbor Cum Day April 17, 2021

national celery day

national celery day is april 24. and that day only.

on that day you should celebrate eating celery and hanging out with your friends named isela!

"when is national celery day?"

"april 24th? how did you not know!"

by scruffrry June 5, 2021