One nonce, one noose

A maxim which states the only appropriate way of deadling with paedophiles
Jim: We need to show sex offenders compassion Steve: No way. One nonce, one noose.
by peronasunlight September 20, 2021
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a play one words from the old saying, "killing two birds with one stone", but this expression is used to describe the act of trying to piss and ejaculate at the same time, which is not possible, yet...
"Welp. I tried Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra. But sadly, it is not possible."
by JackMasterBater November 09, 2023
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ate that lil one

An acknowledgment given to an individual who is either disliked, or typically doesn’t do anything deserving praise. This statement is used solely for the fact that credit must be given where credit is due.
Girl #1: Did you see her wig today? It’s actually so cute.
Girl #2: Yeah, she ate that lil one.
by rafter21970 June 03, 2024
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Nut In One

When ur jerking it crazy style and you cum so far and so fast it hits your mouth
I just shot a nut in one last night!
by Raider48623 February 01, 2025
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Twenty-one

Those Twenty-one are fucking amazing, they will fuck you up!
by Fanboifoxies May 11, 2023
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one-two

usually a shardy that you mess with from time to time and are still cool with. originating from toronto slang. can also be referred to as a fling
mandem that’s my one-two relax broski
by webromani June 06, 2022
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cha one

A STUPID LOOKING ASIAN USUALLY GOES BY THE NAME OF IZZY
OMG, look it is cha one that asian chick.
by laylaydance04 November 17, 2019
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