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Two for one deal-do

When your wife gives you a prostate massage with a sausage and feeds it to you afterwards.
My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do
by Big guy 247 February 3, 2024
mugGet the Two for one deal-domug.

three over one

the middle three fingers intertwine to form a mega finger which is inserted into the vagina. the pinky is hence left flexible to finger the bum hole, from a variety of angles. produces maximal arousal
can you please three over one me luke?
by druggoless June 6, 2015
mugGet the three over onemug.

One-inch grinch

Noun
A cock that is one inch long.
''Yo, Sarah knows you got a one-inch grinch''
by Hehhemaster3056 November 22, 2021
mugGet the One-inch grinchmug.

no one asked

A very useless comeback.

When little kids say this they are basically saying that they have no comebacks left. This sentence also can be used when a person says something that's nothing about them but they still reply with "no one asked"
Also whoever uses this is also a stupid shit.
Random person: Guys... my family died so i'm not gonna be here for a few days
Some random ass kid: No one asked dude!🤓🤓🤓🤓
by anonymous August 4, 2023
mugGet the no one askedmug.

One Man Joke

A delusion that only you believe. It's obvious meaning being that it is a "One Man Joke" and you are the only man that gets it.
Often said when a totally unrealistic sentence is heard and everyone there knows its a lie.
One Man Joke!, you still love him/her and we all know it
by sarflondoner December 27, 2010
mugGet the One Man Jokemug.
Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.
Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.
by Juice delhagen April 28, 2022
mugGet the Nothing in one hand and shit in the othermug.
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<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self-belief!!!<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self-belief!!!<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

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