how do i get a girlfriend

A question asked a lot by teenagers that can't even take care of a hamster

guy 1: Hey man how do i get a girlfriend?

guy 2: I dunno man, talk to girls???

guy 1: I just don't know how to talk to girls, I even searched for advice on urbandictionary.com!

guy 2: bitch are you retarded

guy 1: wait... bizarre from D12!!!

bizarre from D12: suoper amn video i was in the back

by valentelserhumano November 1, 2022

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by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 11, 2025

Don't get died

A sentence used as a joke when someone walks away.

James: well bye guys I gotta go for a jog.
Matt: bye just Don't get died.
James: ill try!

by Lollipop loli November 16, 2021

getting perried

To be Getting Perried is to drink lots of alcohol in a turbostyle session.

Last night I was Getting Perried

by Badger20 June 6, 2017

get that pizzaz!

When a individual is excited or hyped by another peer

"Yo bro you get that pizzaz!! This is all you bro!"

by Aoxiang September 9, 2025

get even, or get even worse

Casino slang refers to a situation where a player has lost a significant amount of money while playing slots and, instead of simply leaving, decides that the better course of action is to go to the baccarat or blackjack table and wager the exact amount of their loss on a single hand. If the player wins, they "get even"; if they lose, they "get even worse." This concept was developed by the infamous Vegas Matt.

Well, we just lost $12,000 in ten minutes; it is time to play a hand of baccarat and 'get even, or get even worse'

by mr katz November 20, 2024

manually getting bent

sex

Bro he was manually getting bent!

by mama oh mama July 2, 2023