Pussy Whipped

When you are unable to perform any normal manly duties due to the fact that your balls are inside your ladies handbag.

MAN "Can I go shooting this weekend?"
WOMAN "OH my god.. why can you never spend time with me/I need you to look after the kid..he is ours/but thought that we would go shopping"
MAN (to himself) "I am sooo pussy whipped"

by Hostishumanisgeneris October 29, 2012

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Pussy Squash

When a female does does a Tea Bag.

My girl friend got back at me with a pussy squash after I tea bagger.

by bubbles009 September 21, 2013

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Pussy Fit

The male equivalent to a dick fit. When a male makes a rude or crass, unwanted or inappropriate sexual advance on a female he doesn't know and she refuses, his resulting insecure name-calling is a "pussy fit".

Male: Hey, mama. Wanna ride on my motorcycle. I'll give you the ride of your life.
Female: In your dreams.

Male: Oh, well, when I dream I'll dream of someone thinner! You bitch! Slut!
Female:......did he just call me a slut for refusing a sexual advance?
Female 2: Yep. He's being an insecure little bitch, just can't believe that anyone would refuse him, I guess. He's having a pussy fit.

by sailtheplains September 21, 2013

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Rumpelstiltskin Pussy

When a woman has an irresistible vagina. Typically used when referring to a woman that has several men wanting to exclusively date her. Short for "A vagina made from fleece and gold."

"I can't believe Dave puts up with her shit! She must have some Rumpelstiltskin pussy!"
"God, what a sap. All he does is follow her around. She must have a Rumpelstiltskin pussy."

by Teloor April 8, 2012

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