While in missionary with a girl grab her neck with both hands, pull out hover over her chest. Proceed to scream Allah Akbar and drop a steamy dump on her.
Was with some raunchy chick last night when we got home from the bar I gave her a nice afghan dog collar.
by Dr.duckbutter November 23, 2024
Get the Afghan dog collarmug. Not to be confused with dogshit; dogsit refers to how canines and generally dog-like animals sit upright with their penis and, if not neutered, testicles exposed to whomever may view the pup sitting in the position
by JackAttack1U November 15, 2024
Get the dog sitmug. How the greatest excuse of all time begins. Which Can be used for almost any thing and is almost never finished.
1.
Teacher: "Al? Where's your homework?"
Al: "Well, there was this dog..."
Teacher: "*sigh* Nevermind."
2.
Pat: "Why is your shoe wet?"
Al: "There was this dog..."
Teacher: "Al? Where's your homework?"
Al: "Well, there was this dog..."
Teacher: "*sigh* Nevermind."
2.
Pat: "Why is your shoe wet?"
Al: "There was this dog..."
by Diepiedie April 10, 2010
Get the There was this dog...mug. by The bjkhxskjh December 9, 2022
Get the Dogmug. When a girl slobs on your knob and you blow your load but she doesn’t swallow, but instead starts aggressively barking like a rabid dog, and the ejaculate leaks from her mouth, resembling a rabid dog.
by Adam Deming from Iowa July 15, 2023
Get the Operation Dog Barkmug. Everyone shouts at each other when asked dogs vs cats, but at least we can unite over common hatred over people people!
by LynxOfSilverLake March 10, 2024
Get the Dogs vs Catsmug. by Dixie Wrect December 6, 2020
Get the Cleveland Chilly Dogmug.