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Perpetual Wipe

A perpetual wipe is after you drop a steamin load in the John, and, unbeknownst to you, the wiping process will seemingly never end. An unspeakable amount of toilet paper is used, along with several flushes along the way, to avoid clogging of any sort.
Jim: Hey José! where have you been? I have been waiting for at least 30 minutes!

José: Sorry, I was just dropping a shit, and then I realized I was stuck in a perpetual wipe
by Dick Sanders696969 October 14, 2012
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Quebec wet wipe

When u pee a lil on the toilet paper to wipe ur ass with
When u pee a lil on the toilet paper to wipe ur ass with and it's called Quebec wet wipe
by TTVwetwipe August 11, 2024
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Ass wipe

penn in aSS THen WipE
Mooma eat myt aasss hole with the ass wipe
by CICKERAAA November 10, 2020
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mog wipe

the rag used to wipe the cock splurge from your pussy hole
I shot my man mustard up her sex slit then passed her the mog wipe to mop up her putrid puss.
by N Fusion September 29, 2008
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National Jerk and a Wipe Day

June 14th is the day where you get a free jerk and a wipe
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Alabama Wet Wipe

A degrading sexual act where the female lays on the bed and sticks her tongue out flat and the male drags his butthole across her tongue, in a similar motion to a dog dragging its butt across the ground.
That girl is in need of an Alabama wet wipe...
by Hard R 66198 June 15, 2023
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Friction-less Wipe

When you wipe your ass, and the paper glides friction-less, so you know you're fucked.
John: Bro, you used all the toilet paper!
Doe: Yeah man, it was a friction-less wipe.
by Findrunemfwatertower March 31, 2025
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