ten second person

Workplace slang for a loose cannon, often used to discreetly signal a red flag in a consort of interest. Usually a broken person displaying bipolar and/or manic tendencies. So called because they'll switch up on you in ten seconds or less.

Tom: "Bro... someone said you were dating your client Gina."
Greg: "What?! Yeah, imagine that. Me, dating a ten second person."

by hypnomatic November 24, 2023

The ten seconds of death

The first ten secends after you take a shot and you don't know if you are going to throw up or you are going to have a great night!

Originates from the danish term 'de ti døds sekunder'

Omg the ten seconds of death went wronh

by Shot overdose July 29, 2019

Ten-Foot High Club

When you jack off in a commercial aircraft while it is still on the ground

Person 1: Bro, I just joined the Ten-Foot High Club!

Person 2: No way bro, that's awesome!

by east.68 December 8, 2023

Easter Ten

The ten pounds you gain on Easter from eating all the foods you gave up for Lent (and haven't been able to eat for weeks!) Usually get by eating overexcessive amounts of fatty foods.

Tom: Dude, I gained the Easter Ten!
Jerry: I know! If I gave up ice cream for Lent, I would definently eat 3 cartons on Easter too.

by NOWFATTY April 12, 2009

Silas you gotta give me ten bucks

SILAS IF YOURE READING THIS YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME 10 TOMORROW

Silas you gotta give me ten bucks

by Nachodee December 31, 2023

The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.

(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

by The Real IX April 20, 2010

Ten Penny Tower

When a girl is lay'd on a table and 10 guys 5 on each side of the table. They then cum on her from the bottom to the top. Hens the term Ten Penny Tower.

Man we should totally Ten penny tower that chick!

by Nick nospmas June 6, 2013