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Ski-tard

A term referring to a snowboarder or skier that is awful at said sport. Generally, a skier or snowboarder that slams into innocent people on the slopes.
“That snowboarder just hit that poor kid”
“Guy must be a ski-tard”
by Yama_2 February 2, 2025
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Ski Ski

Acting like you are going to do something, but stopping at the last second to mess with one.
Stop doing "ski ski" and revive me! I have ray gun!
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Ski Ski skabernakle

You are such a ski ski skabernakle
by Griddy on the body yeah February 21, 2025
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Ski beaver

A female ski bum, who often exchanges sex for a warm place to stay.

Typically living out of a van or car, she poses as a normal skier or snowboarder, but in reality is homeless, and lures unsuspecting out of towners to her beaver.

She rides the endless cock carousel of men who pass through ski resorts, and can often be found in the parking lot, lodge, or bar at the end of a day on the mountain looking for her next catch.
Hey she’s kinda cute, you think I should buy her a drink?

Nah bro, that’s Aubrey the local ski beaver. You’ll probably get syphilis.

Damn, hoes be hoeing.
by Apairadeez March 1, 2025
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SKIS IN JEANS

(ski:z In ʤi:ənz)

Idiom, declarative phrase

Definition:

descriptor conveying palpable derision or rejection,

especially of an irredeemable person
In a sentence:
He ruined everything, he really ‘skis in jeans’.
Do not invite her, she ‘skis in jeans’.

Etymology: Old NORSE, Pier 1 Imported ENGLISH,

First Known Use: 2025, Post Americana, New Canada
by Bigcityfreak March 2, 2025
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skis in jeans

(ski:z In ʤi:ənz)

Idiom, declarative phrase

Definition:

descriptor conveying palpable derision or rejection,

especially of an irredeemable person

Etymology: Old Norse, Pier 1 Imported English
First Known Use: 2025, Post Americana, New Canada
In a sentence:
He ruined everything, he really ‘skis in jeans’.
Do not invite her, she ‘skis in jeans’.
by Bigcityfreak March 2, 2025
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SKIS IN JEANS

(ski:z In ʤi:ənz)
Idiom, declarative phrase

descriptor conveying palpable derision or rejection,

especially of an irredeemable person

Etymology: Old Norse skíth, English jean(s)

First Known Use: 2025, Post Americana, New Canada
He ruined everything, he really ‘skis in jeans’.
Do not invite her, she ‘skis in jeans’.
by Bigcityfreak March 3, 2025
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