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The Rock Man 

THE ROCK, MAN, WHO HAS BEEN WRONGED BY A CARELESS BLONDE IDIOT WITH A CONCERNING LEAGUE ADDICTION.
CURRENTLY SEEKING REVENGE.

I AM COMING FOR YOU, POLE.
The Rock Man
"Damn, that polish lady really stepped on those rocks."

"Oh shit, that's Rock Man's family, she better be careful, he is one badass rock."

The perfect man 

The perfect man does not exist, however a man that will fight along side you and make sure his love for you is known. He will make sure it's evident in not only his words but his actions and he will continue to put effort, commitment and time into you as long as you show him the same respect. He will not agree with something you do or say but stand by u in public and bring it up when it's just the two of you. He will plan days for you to go out weather that be at a cinema, bowling, going for a walk, a night in with snacks or a picnic. In order for a man to be imperfectly perfect he has to always try for his women as long as she is trying and giving him the same back.Its about remembering the small things asswell as the bigger things.A "perfect " man may make mistakes like noot messaging youu for a couple hours because he's gaming but his other actions will make you secure enough within the relationship to know that it's because he's having a time to himself not because you have done anything wrong. They key word I is not perfect, the key word is MAN.
I have the perfect man, he went on holiday and brought me back a shell because he remembered me saying I collected them as a kid.
The perfect man by Nikkihouldey April 13, 2023

the poopyest man ever

The poopyest man ever is Tom, so there
Person 1 “who is the poopyest man ever?”
Person 2 “Tom ”

The Cheese Man 

If your name is the cheese man, aka Alfie Spittle then you are a top shagger at cherry fucking Bay. Went Zante and ended up eating out an OAP on the kitchen side that had crabs. Drives a Corsa that has a dirty black box and doesn't go above 20mph the silly cunt. Alfie Spittle, the pussy muncher with a cheesy Helmet.
The cheese man says
: Oi cheeso, is it sweet like chocolate?
The Cheese Man by CherryBay July 12, 2023

The Hat Man 

The Hat Man is a shadowy figure that appears every once in a while in the corner of my room.
The Hat Man by Brsw July 17, 2023

The Crack Man 

Someone who constantly shows crack. They run around to the grocery store and do all their running around showing crack to everyone who tries to cop a peek.
Everytime you look at the crack man everyone sees.