blakely

she is one of the best people i have ever met i love her, she's my favorite person 💟!!

yo do you know blakely??
no??
shut up

by junobug July 25, 2021

Samuel Blake

Samuel Blake is a sexy beast who will be the greatest lover you ever had. Hes high pitched sexy voice will leave you moister than a oyster. The only problem is he has no penis. He lost it in a tragic accident while playing tennis most women find this out to late a regret ever being with him.

girl one: OMFG i just found out that Samuel Blake has no penis.
girle two: TRAP

by Cuncky Monkey June 20, 2019

Blake Barnett

A small prideful child who loves waman named Victoria. They are obsessed with Dirt bikes for some reason, they think there soooo cool. They think they're so strong when there not.

A Blake Barnett is soemone who is very prideful
Blake is a A small prideful child who loves waman named Victoria. They are obsessed with Dirt bikes for some reason, they think there soooo cool. They think they're so strong when there not.

by John Cena bum bum bu bummm September 28, 2021

Blake

A funny, rude person, if you are friends with them they are very nice, this person is always attracted to one and one person only, and they are always loyal to them.
Blake is often associated with.
Ben
Jim
Sam
Jemma

“Look at that Blake, what a prick” “dude you don’t know him like I do”

by Larry82737229 September 1, 2019

austin blake

a kid with a bad hairline

oh look at kids hairline, he’s an austin Blake

by Yoboyyyyy67 December 10, 2018

bitchass blake

A nickname given to Blake Griffin given by 2k YouTuber, Krispy Flakes. This was given to him because he didn't dunk the basketball since 2019, but when he signed with the Nets, he dunked in his debut game.

Stanley Johnson sucked. Bitchass Blake faked sucked. It's worse.

Here's bitchass blake with his first dunk since 2019.

by D-ManofWords March 22, 2021

Blake

A fat human being who serves no purpose other than bankrupting all you can eat buffets. Blakes have huge peperoni nipples and rape bigfoots in hotel beds. Blakes claim to have girlfriends but in reality they are Gorlocs the destroyers who might have a dick (I haven't checked). They are typically 6'0 but in width. If you see a Blake the typically take up the entire walk way. Blakes usually live paycheck to paycheck and get super excited if they find a nickel on the ground.

Person 1 - Who's that person taking up the entire hallway
Person 2 - Oh his names Blake

by Gorloc The Destroyer January 21, 2024