bird bathed

when you get so drunk you take the skin from your ballsack and strech it so it forms a basin in which you pour alcohol into it and get your mate to drink it.

friend one - My head's killing me, what happened last night?
friend two - you got so smashed that you bird bathed and friend three drank from it
friend one - FML

by xKinkyKittenx September 14, 2017

Bird Grip

When a girl with fake long nails gives you a handjob , scratching the dick in the process.

So how did that go Bro ?
Not well she gave me a Bird grip handjob.

by _VERTIGO_ January 4, 2019

smash Bird

to be able to smash the shit out of drinking every weekend with a group of mates

smash birds are go

by SMASH01 December 6, 2011

Yeeting bird

Extremely loud sounds, also very annoying

You are louder than the yeeting bird!
Shut up!

by Sk8girl87 October 31, 2018

Checkin' The Bird

The cool act of keeping an eye on the police. Especially if you have heady trees in your shoe!

Kyle: Hey man why lookin' 'round, acting paranoid
Trevor: Oh it's coo,l im just Checkin' The Bird

Grasshopper: Master why do they call it checking the bird
Guru: Because young one, to them we are the word and they are the swallows waiting to strike.
Grasshopper: Right on

by IsTheBandOutTonight? October 3, 2010

Bird pulp

1) The result of a bird entering into a jet turbine

2) Bloody Excrement

3) a term commonly used to deny the existence of extra-terrestrials

4) some nasty shit

a) "yo bitch, yo need ta clean dat bird pulp out yo weave"

b) * pilot speaking to co-pilot* " Take over for a second rookie, I gotta hit the can, that Simpler Times last night gave me the bird pulp "

c) " The Phoenix Lights are oft' refuted to be nothing more than bird pulp"

d) "that bitch be looking like bird pulp nigga"

by Dr. Jerry Gale MD/CRS/DBA/ACS February 11, 2010

Birds of an egg

Siblings

They are so alike.are they birds of an egg?

by Iamkogi June 7, 2021