bored panda

A female who won't leave her current marriage because she doesn't want to be the one who looks bad but continues to cheat with any guy she can
Cassie is such a bored panda
by Rompinthomspon April 15, 2018
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purple ninja panda

Kickass and bestest ninja ever cuz of the panda suit he holds the highest honor of all ninja's
In that ninja movie the one with blue hair was totally the purple ninja panda
by bobtheghost21 August 23, 2009
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sad panda

An unhappy disapointed unfortunate person. Someone who's father turns them into the FBI because they could give 2 shits about them and want all their dope for themselves.

A person who tries too hard to fit in and is annoying to those amongst them.

They will drop out of school, have 10 kids by different fathers or mothers and die with no money, no love and no class.
Look at that dirty chick over there, what a sad panda.
by mippef December 25, 2008
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[Panda Syndrome]

A guy that exclusively dates Asian women, and loves them so much that he would date a Panda bear, just to say he's dating an Asian.
Man, Matt totally has Panda Syndrome. He can't get enough of (enter asian name here), Damn!!
by Nadia A. March 29, 2007
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chocolate panda

a sloptart who plays WoW all day in dirty guitar hero pajamas and a dirty white t-shirt. whom eats cereal, drops it from his mouth back into the bowl, and eats it again. he smokes an excessive amount of marijuana and is often seen with the cool crew. a large creature that inhabits east street east mansfield.
DUDE JOHN PARKER JUST TRIED TO ROB ME I'M AT MEMORIAL I'M GUNNA KILL HIM

calm down my chocolate panda
by brothersmangcharles January 30, 2012
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Anal Panda

A human being of both Caucasian and African American heritage who is Bisexual or Homosexual.
1. My mixed causin is such an anal panda

2. Wow, that mulatto sure is an anal panda
by Rena-du November 30, 2009
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Panda Bites

when someone has small boobs like an asian woman at adulthood... around A cup or small B cup. kind of like saying mosquito bites but a little bigger
Becky: omg Chantay you have Panda bites !
Chantay: thanks bitch ;)
by TheBestEvvvverrr January 20, 2012
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