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Mexican mud slide

The act of 12 laxatives and shitting on a water slide and sliding down it with a dildo on your head to then force your whole head into a woman’s vagina at the bottom
Me a d your mum did a “Mexican mud slide”last night
by Live laugh May 18, 2021
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Portuguese Disco Slide

When you're 3 sheets to the wind and end up with wounds days later, not knowing how you got them.
Robert "I don't know what I did to getthese wounds on elbows?"

Angela "my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"
by Mad_signtist September 8, 2023
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Bloody bud slide

The act of your boss/supervisor paying for you to pleasure yourself with the use of a prostitute on her period.
Hey bud, meet me at the moon winks hotel, I got you a "bloody bud slide".
by P-nut butt-er falcon December 13, 2019
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human dump slide

The act of having anal inter course in an industrial sized dump truck.
After the trash man got off work we went for the human dump slide.
by TackleTreeTrunk April 29, 2015
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Shit-N-Slide

The act of getting a Slip-N-Slide and covering it in human feces as opposed to water, then sliding down it fully in the nude.
We wen't to John's house to play truth or dare, and Chris ended up having to do a Shit-N-Slide
by WhosWebster April 1, 2021
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Kansas Mud slide

The act of eating a woman's ass while she has diarrhea then she shits on your face
Did you see that??? Kevin was eating her ass and she gave him the Kansas Mud slide... what a nasty fucker
by Bbwtittylover April 3, 2022
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Texas Slip-and-Slide

lets go make a texas slip-and-slide over at cooter's house yeehaw!
by dongkeykong August 4, 2019
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