A female ski bum, who often exchanges sex for a warm place to stay.
Typically living out of a van or car, she poses as a normal skier or snowboarder, but in reality is homeless, and lures unsuspecting out of towners to her beaver.
She rides the endless cock carousel of men who pass through ski resorts, and can often be found in the parking lot, lodge, or bar at the end of a day on the mountain looking for her next catch.
Typically living out of a van or car, she poses as a normal skier or snowboarder, but in reality is homeless, and lures unsuspecting out of towners to her beaver.
She rides the endless cock carousel of men who pass through ski resorts, and can often be found in the parking lot, lodge, or bar at the end of a day on the mountain looking for her next catch.
Hey she’s kinda cute, you think I should buy her a drink?
Nah bro, that’s Aubrey the local ski beaver. You’ll probably get syphilis.
Damn, hoes be hoeing.
Nah bro, that’s Aubrey the local ski beaver. You’ll probably get syphilis.
Damn, hoes be hoeing.
by Apairadeez March 1, 2025
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Idiom, declarative phrase
Definition:
descriptor conveying palpable derision or rejection,
especially of an irredeemable person
Idiom, declarative phrase
Definition:
descriptor conveying palpable derision or rejection,
especially of an irredeemable person
In a sentence:
He ruined everything, he really ‘skis in jeans’.
Do not invite her, she ‘skis in jeans’.
Etymology: Old NORSE, Pier 1 Imported ENGLISH,
First Known Use: 2025, Post Americana, New Canada
He ruined everything, he really ‘skis in jeans’.
Do not invite her, she ‘skis in jeans’.
Etymology: Old NORSE, Pier 1 Imported ENGLISH,
First Known Use: 2025, Post Americana, New Canada
by Bigcityfreak March 2, 2025
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Idiom, declarative phrase
Definition:
descriptor conveying palpable derision or rejection,
especially of an irredeemable person
Etymology: Old Norse, Pier 1 Imported English
First Known Use: 2025, Post Americana, New Canada
Idiom, declarative phrase
Definition:
descriptor conveying palpable derision or rejection,
especially of an irredeemable person
Etymology: Old Norse, Pier 1 Imported English
First Known Use: 2025, Post Americana, New Canada
In a sentence:
He ruined everything, he really ‘skis in jeans’.
Do not invite her, she ‘skis in jeans’.
He ruined everything, he really ‘skis in jeans’.
Do not invite her, she ‘skis in jeans’.
by Bigcityfreak March 2, 2025
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Idiom, declarative phrase
descriptor conveying palpable derision or rejection,
especially of an irredeemable person
Etymology: Old Norse skíth, English jean(s)
First Known Use: 2025, Post Americana, New Canada
Idiom, declarative phrase
descriptor conveying palpable derision or rejection,
especially of an irredeemable person
Etymology: Old Norse skíth, English jean(s)
First Known Use: 2025, Post Americana, New Canada
by Bigcityfreak March 3, 2025
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Used to express palpable disgust or derision owing to acute inadequacy or unlikeabiity - especially of an irredeemable person.
Origin: Norse, New England, New Canada
Etymology: Post-American
Used to express palpable disgust or derision owing to acute inadequacy or unlikeabiity - especially of an irredeemable person.
Origin: Norse, New England, New Canada
Etymology: Post-American
“She ruined everything. She really skis in jeans.”
“He doesn't know what he's talking about and makes us look terrible. He skis in jeans.”
“He doesn't know what he's talking about and makes us look terrible. He skis in jeans.”
by BIGCITYFREAK March 8, 2025
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descriptor conveying palpable derision or rejection, especially of an irredeemable person
Etymology: Old Norse skíth, English jean(s)
First Known Use: 2025, Post Americana, New Canada
descriptor conveying palpable derision or rejection, especially of an irredeemable person
Etymology: Old Norse skíth, English jean(s)
First Known Use: 2025, Post Americana, New Canada
He sexually assaults women because he thinks he can. He's disgusting, he ‘skis in jeans’.
He's a huge fan of Emily in Paris - they ‘ski in jeans’.
He's a huge fan of Emily in Paris - they ‘ski in jeans’.
by Bigcityfreak March 9, 2025
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