Positive vision of the future

Coming from an attempted future theif, that's hilarious. But this is little more than jargon. No different from saying "Instead of the current narrative we need a 'positive' narrative that's curated by ME" and it's an affront to your claim to fame. People want to live in reality and not within some charlatan's alternative narrative. Your sycophants will adopt it but it will get just as tedious (over time) as the woke narrative and people will reject it. They'll take your advice and start a family and their family will arbitrarily fall apart (because that's just what happens half the time) and all they'll have is a "positive vision of the future" that is specific to the energy prices of mud-hut people in 3rd world countries. It sounds good but it doesn't really MEAN anything. And this coming from the MEANING GUY. Meaningless drivel from meaning-man.

Hym "And, while I'm on the red pill, you know what else I don't like about them? They're proponents of Stoicism but they almost entirely reject the notion of 'Fate'. 'You have ultimate control over the outcome of your life 🫷😒 and I maintain FULL credit for my superiority to you by saying this by the way' Stoicism is where the notion of 'Fate' comes from, isn't it? But that has nothing to do with this. Your 'positive vision of the future' is little more than a 'new narrative' replacing the 'woke narrative'. What's to stop it from being just as divorced from reality as the woke narrative? Nothing. It already is. But at least it's sounds positive. No less tyrannical in it's implementation. I'm evidence of that. "

by Hym Iam February 20, 2023

de-posit

Refers to da sour-faced "significant reducing of da total-amount figure" action performed by da irritated bank-teller who processes da night/weekend deposits, after she actually **counts** da cash or totals up da checks dat you placed in da deposit-envelope and inserted into da night-depository, only to discover dat da supposedly-large amount dat you'd claimed to have deposited when you'd filled in da "deposit amount" line on da envelope was grossly "inflated" --- i.e., you claimed to have deposited a sizeable amount, when in reality you had merely left a few bucks in the envelope! Well, serves you right --- I mean, you didn't truly believe dat da teller wasn't gonna actually COUNT da cash or checks in da envelope to CONFIRM dat you really had deposited as much as you'd claimed you did, didja??? I mean, zheee-yeesh... if bank-tellers always just unquestioningly trusted da stated amounts of people's deposits, then many folks would just gleefully scribble in some astronomical amount whenever they made a "non-face-to-face" deposit (i.e., not making da deposit in person, where da teller would count it right there in front of you), and then da banks would be obliged to credit da depositers with a lot of unearned income!

I'm an honest guy, and so I've never tried to actually deceive a bank into crediting me for more money than I'd actually deposited; the farthest I've ever gone is to merely play a little joke on the teller by inserting a phony million-dollar bill in among the fives and tens in the deposit envelope before deadpanningly handing it to the teller, and then seeing the teller's surprised/amused reaction when she sees the obviously-fake "bar-M" bill. The teller then performs a quick "de-posit" to accurately record the much-more-paltry sum that I'm actually submitting, and then smugly hands me back the gag-bill along with my deposit-receipt.

by QuacksO October 2, 2020

calvinklein position

When a certain man puts both biceps overhead in class and leans back in his chair.

My teacher assumed the calvinklein position which caused me to have a severe heart problem.

by TimmyBuz February 25, 2018

positive lunch

when 4 guys go to lunch and have a lemon party

Justin, Dave, Lincoln and athanasi had a positive lunch by having a lemon party.

by JohnBrownfffff January 14, 2014

Cult of Positive Vibes

Created in Croatia on the fourth of March 2023 by the PSN account VitoTheHunter is a cult based on the fact that winning a round of Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege can only be produced if every member of the team has positive thoughts. At the beginning of each round, all team members must first pray to our savior Jesus Christ for their victory and also for the victory of the enemy team. By performing this ritual, the chances of winning increase by 75%, and positive thinking will contribute an additional 24.9%. As the statistics tell us, even 80% of the rounds played by the members of this cult resulted in victory.

Vito: Think positive

Lihta: "kills two of the enemys"
Lovre: "dies"
Matija: "Ensures victory"
Lihta: "Writes about Cult of Positive Vibes on the urban dictionary"

by So let's say hypothetically March 4, 2023

Aussie position

It’s when a women spreads her legs on a servo counter with vegimite spread on her vagina while a man eats the vegimite off her down under region making it wet. he then proceeds to force a can of Vb inside her pussy.

Friend: mate you look rooted what happened?
Guy: yeah the Mrs and I went Aussie position last night.

by BIG RIG JOSH November 9, 2019

Positive Edginess

Instead of being edge like a emo or whatever. be edge like grunge or punks. positive edginess is instead of being a sad and emotional your more hyper, wild and don't give enough fucks and do whatever the hell you want.

Josh: Im so cool. Zach:uh bro you look too emo maybe express some positive edginess

by Pussyfordinner84 August 22, 2019