penis

The part of a man's body that he uses when getting a blow job.

Both me and my girlfriend consider my penis to be user friendly.

by KulaiKhan March 01, 2017

Penis

haHAha

Me: Penis
Not me: haHAha

by MrMrKeeper November 18, 2020

Penis

Come in different sizes, usually men have them

I got a big penis

by Itzsam_uel February 04, 2018

Peni

A more logical plural for the word 'Penis'

Your mum takes all of the neighbouring men's peni

by AustisticOrangutan March 04, 2018

Penis

Stop looking up penis on the urban dictionary you pervs

Ughhhhhg said the penis

by Gaytrain77 September 19, 2019

penis

big and small

My penis is huge!!!!

by penis62:627728/ July 23, 2019

Penis

A limb that males have which are sometimes filled with bodily fluids sometimes orange juice and it makes it hard. When it is soft you can't have those sweet babies my dudes.

DUDE I think I have a penis filled with banana coffee...

by I'm a weirdo on urbandictionry March 13, 2017