directional moron

someone who is bad with directions.

Bob can't find his way to the grocery store. He is a directional moron.

by Susurrus Waking May 1, 2022

Jack Mormon

Somebody who is Mormon but does things that's looked down upon and is against what Mormon's should be doing. Aka against their rules. For example; does drugs or drinks liquor.

P.1: "Isn't that Bob over there snorting a line and drinking?"

P.2: "Yeah,"

P.1: "Isn't he Mormon?"

P.2: "Yeah, but Bob's Jack Mormon so he does that kind of stuff"

by Naadnad14 December 5, 2022

Thinking Moron

A person who knows nothing ACCURATE about the subject being discussed but is compelled to add inaccurate information to the conversation or disagree for an unfounded reason.

Bill is the biggest thinking moron in our group. The fucker adds nothing but stupid and inaccurate bullshit to our discussions.

by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023

Sussy Moron

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by harry garry May 5, 2023

Song of Moroni

You go to the doctor, who uses an anal scope. When the scope is inserted, you fart, producing a perfect trumpet-like note.

Dude, I totally sang a song of Moroni to my doctor today.

by Red Handed Bandit March 7, 2019

Reality/game show moron

Someone who cant watch a movie without thinking people in real life are like the characters in a movie they watched, whether it be Step Brothers or Titanic.

The reality/game show moron never distinguished between life and movies/TV, which is why he/she was always trying to get on TV around like minded people.

by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020

Reality/game show moron

Someone who doesnt get it if theres not a score, statistics, scientific terms to describe it, or money to be made off it, and thinks it's a joke.

You couldn't explain it to the reality/game show moron, you had to show him/her.

by Solid Mantis August 12, 2020