Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake

When a male punches his lover in each eye, giving them two black eyes, and then forcing them to suck his cock until he cums.

Similar to Dirty Panda

I gave Susan the old Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake last night after she returned from Arabia.

by SeaBass4 June 12, 2016

Mississippi milkshake man

When a man put his semen,boogers,puke and urine in a cup and give it to his partner to drink

Dave just gave me a Mississippi milkshake man is was so tasty

by Lebronsforeskin July 31, 2025

Milwaukee Milkshake

When you "accidentally" nut your friend's Chocolate and Caramel Cream Frappuccino from Starbucks and he does not notice and downs the whole thing.

"Haha I just gave Sarah a Milwaukee Milkshake!" "Will she get pregnant from that?"

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025

Chocolate Milkshake

Cumming then taking a shit in someones mouth

I thought it would be sexy to give someone a chocolate milkshake

by Rotten_Cum September 4, 2021

Milkshake

Brings all the boys to the yard

Milkshake
And I'm like it's better than yours

Damn right its better than yours

by totallynotyrpseudonym March 17, 2019

Carl's Milkshake

While your kid is sleeping, sneak into his room with your wife and start to bone down. If you can finish and yell "CARL" before he wakes up, you win.

We snuck into his room, started pounding it out, and I was like "CARRRRRL!" Then he woke up. It was awkward. And now I'm on a government list. But I got a Carl's Milkshake!

by Danosue June 6, 2020

Milkshake

When you cover a guys dick in whipped cream right as or right before he cums and mix them together.

Cody gave me a milkshake last night and I was so sweet

by Jxxxh July 11, 2018