person 1: yo bro who the goat
person 2: abraham lincoln
person 1: aint that the american president
person 2: nah man hes the filipino goat who became the american president
person 1: ohh gotchu
person 2: abraham lincoln
person 1: aint that the american president
person 2: nah man hes the filipino goat who became the american president
person 1: ohh gotchu
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Waiting for your loved one to sit down on the couch and watch TV, then releasing a "shot" into the back if their head.
by MeWhenICumOnStacy May 10, 2022
Get the Pulling a Lincoln mug.A guy that really likes ham and Lincoln logs. He was a president, for some reason. He might have gone to a play to show the biggest Lincoln log tower and it not falling over, and putting ham sandwiches between each piece and eating the ham sandwiches without it falling over. Then, John Walks Booth said that Lincoln didn't go through the walking booth. So John Walks Booth assassinated him, making the tower fall.
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: AND TODAY I WILL EAT THESE HAM SANDWICHES!!!
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.
by AStrunkMan69 July 4, 2022
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Fought the Japanese Civil War
Gave the Japanese Gettysburg Address
Signed the Japanese Emancipation Proclamation
Freed the Japanese slaves
Was assassinated by Japanese John Wilkes Booth
At the Japanese Ford's theater
Was put on the Japanese five-dollar bill
Fought the Japanese Civil War
Gave the Japanese Gettysburg Address
Signed the Japanese Emancipation Proclamation
Freed the Japanese slaves
Was assassinated by Japanese John Wilkes Booth
At the Japanese Ford's theater
Was put on the Japanese five-dollar bill
Japanese Abe Lincoln once said, "Four score and seven Japanese years ago..."
"Of the Japanese people, By the Japanese People, For the Japanese people..."
"Of the Japanese people, By the Japanese People, For the Japanese people..."
by sean semper tyrannis July 8, 2022
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Much like how the 16th U.S. president also got a shot to the back of the head
Much like how the 16th U.S. president also got a shot to the back of the head
by Exo2.0 April 17, 2023
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God, what a good time.
God, what a good time.
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