The kinda guy who always has a new crypto to invest. He wears all dark colors, a beanie, and pants that are too tight to show off his DUMP TRUCK of an A$$. You can often find him computer coding for the government, trying to reliving his college days in the club, or in the county jail.
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Get the Jon Olsen mug.jon is the sexiest most angelic being, not just on earth but in the entire universe so NO OTHER MFS SHOULD EVEN TRY LIKE HE WAKES UP EVERYDAY AS HIMSELF AND THATS ALREADY INTIMIDATING ENOUGH… he’s the sweetest most understanding, giving, loving and compassionate person there is and he has the hottest gf, this man is the full package the real deal the one and only, his gf lowkey golem though she be saying all this “my precious” shit. jon’s smile is so uplifting, he is sunshine as a person although he needs to not be so hard on himself as he doesn’t realise just how amazing he truely is, HE SLAYS EVERYDAY with his unmatched charm and intelligence and warm personality. a future model and incredible boyfriend HEHEH
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A man who has saved everyone from the depths of despair. He serenades you as you sleep, and smiles while you wake. God has gifted this man to us. Let us bow our heads in prayer.
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