Douchebag

Thomas Eddison

"THE TYPE OF GUY WHO ASSUMES ALL THE WORK IS DONE AND COMES IN TO STEAL IT. WHAT A DOUCHEBAG"

by NickolaTeslaFan#1 August 22, 2022

Schrodinger's Douchebag

When someone makes a bigoted comment (Racist, Homophobic, etc) and tries to play it off as a joke after realizing the joke didn't land and it isn't the right crowd.

Guy 1 (Schrodinger's Douchebag, Clav): "Marlon mogs all of you? Yeah, but he's black."

Guy 2: "No, he's not."

Guy 1: "Oh, he's not?" *Nervously tapping on table*

Guy 2: "Have you seen his parents? They're white."

Guy 1: "Oh."

Guy 2: "I think he's just really tan. He does mog."

Guy 1: "H-He mogs us to oblivion."

(Later that day)

Guy 2: "Clav really tried to Schrodinger's Douchebag his way out of that one. We should stop talking to him."

by Dean Dihchester July 9, 2025

Corporate Douchebag

Someone who utilises tactical strike patterns from offensive military strategy within business practices (i.e. Microsoftian Seige Tactics for Patent suppression), in order to fuck over anyone they can get their hands on.

That Corporate Douchebag just sent that Military Organisation to wipe out village that said no to their factory.

by Theirishbarmaid April 23, 2024

Douchebag

Jake Paul

Hey look a douchebag thinks he’s a boxer now

by Sexyhomophobe December 22, 2020

douchebag

One who causes a problem through wrongdoing, incompetence or neglect and then wants to take credit for fixing the same problem, and would attempt character assasination against anyone who threatens to expose their facade.

Your business partner is a total douchebag!

by Insigtful June 12, 2018

Douchebag

Dr. Disrespect

Dr. Disrespect is a douchebag

by Douchette September 1, 2022

douchebag

A person who is not perceptive or aware of how overly stylish they are trying to be.

I was at a club in Dallas Texas and Tyler Seguin from the Dallas Stars hockey team was standing on a table with no shirt and tight jeans. I quickly realized that this man is an epic douchebag.

by FSO900 May 13, 2016