Preliminary sentence spoken by authority figure before any bizzare utterance to imply that any subsequent nonsensible ignorant ravings are just common sense irrespective of what the slaves to ‘Big Pharma’ keep saying.
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I’m not a doctor, but X-rays, they cause mutations right? So why not expose people full of covideo19 viruses to a bunch of X-rays? Maybe we could turn the viruses into herpes, or something else harmless that we all have?
by gnostic3 April 25, 2020
Get the I’m not a doctormug. by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025
Get the Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez Creole Doctor Sparta - Reignmug. by Redheaded Monster April 19, 2018
Get the Doctor humpingmug. Nah you get the fuck right out of here because you are going to black bag my ass if it isn't public.
Hym "Yeah, no doctors until after. And you see how bad these motherfuckers want to do a Jesus to me? Is it because by rivaling God I have tainted their from now until the end of time?"
Doctors "You won't be-"
Hym "It'll still be there though."
Doctors "You won't be rememb-"
Hym "It'll still be there though."
Doctors "Yo-"
Hym "Yeah, it'll still be there though. I think we all needed this a little bit. A rousing round of blasphemy! Several even! We should make it a holiday or something. And then we could say: 'Every day is blasphemy day.' Right?"
Doctors "You won't be-"
Hym "It'll still be there though."
Doctors "You won't be rememb-"
Hym "It'll still be there though."
Doctors "Yo-"
Hym "Yeah, it'll still be there though. I think we all needed this a little bit. A rousing round of blasphemy! Several even! We should make it a holiday or something. And then we could say: 'Every day is blasphemy day.' Right?"
by Hym Iam July 11, 2025
Get the Doctorsmug. Friend: So what're you doing this Saturday?
You: I'm spending the weekend at my girlfriend's house.
Friend: Cool, so you wanna come over? Like, on Saturday?
You: *You should see an ear doctor*. What the fuck do you think I just said???
You: I'm spending the weekend at my girlfriend's house.
Friend: Cool, so you wanna come over? Like, on Saturday?
You: *You should see an ear doctor*. What the fuck do you think I just said???
by I hv no idea what I'm doing December 19, 2022
Get the you should see an ear doctormug. by Seadevil god August 5, 2018
Get the Doctor flakemug. Charles had to take his dodge to the auto-doctor at least 3 times a year to get the transmission fixed until he finally bought a Toyota.
by I702Maverick93 July 5, 2016
Get the auto-doctormug.