by Sibilant June 26, 2004
Get the dirtiesmug. When a woman lures you in with her amazing beauty, only to be drugged in your own home and wake up with an open bottle of lube in your ass, house robbed, and a shit in the kitchen sink.
Derek: {visually angry with tears in his eyes}
Jason: What happened to you last night??
Derek: I'm not sure, I took this gorgeous babe home and she pulled a Dirty Trinity on me
Jason: oh my! She shit in your sink too?? What'd she take??
Derek: yep, the footprints are still on the counter and she took everything!!! Plus, my ass still hurts!!!
Jason: What happened to you last night??
Derek: I'm not sure, I took this gorgeous babe home and she pulled a Dirty Trinity on me
Jason: oh my! She shit in your sink too?? What'd she take??
Derek: yep, the footprints are still on the counter and she took everything!!! Plus, my ass still hurts!!!
by PervHirt August 29, 2019
Get the Dirty Trinitymug. When a guy picks up a woman married to a public official, goes back to her place, meets her husband being introduced as an old friend, and then fucks her in their bed after he leaves
Did you hear about Hank? He got Dirty Greg’ed by his wife, and she came harder than ever before. he’s fucking pissed, and a cuck
by Zamurath December 4, 2018
Get the Dirty Gregmug. A male, ususally, but not limited to being directly born and raised in the cornfields of Indiana. Other acceptable cornfield states are, nebraska, kansas, and the dakotas.
A person that is dirty/notorious for doing the mainly these acts:
-Running naked laps after getting skunked in beer die or pong
-shoving leaves into a girls mouth and then purusing a makeout session with her.
-Getting extremely wasted and puking, peeing and pooping his pants all in the same night. Also when wested, usually found being extremely vocal (loud) for no aparent reason and causing a ruckus, while having his voice crack from time to time
A person that is dirty/notorious for doing the mainly these acts:
-Running naked laps after getting skunked in beer die or pong
-shoving leaves into a girls mouth and then purusing a makeout session with her.
-Getting extremely wasted and puking, peeing and pooping his pants all in the same night. Also when wested, usually found being extremely vocal (loud) for no aparent reason and causing a ruckus, while having his voice crack from time to time
dude, the dirty perk just ran a naked lap at 7:30 in the afternoon!!!
do you remember semiformal last year when the dirty perk shoved leaves in his dates mouth and then made out with her!?!?
OMG the dirty perk is under his desk right now and i think he pooped his pants!
do you remember semiformal last year when the dirty perk shoved leaves in his dates mouth and then made out with her!?!?
OMG the dirty perk is under his desk right now and i think he pooped his pants!
by The Biggest Cones October 4, 2009
Get the Dirty Perkmug. The act of whining and complaining on any mobile games world chat while simultaneously receiving oral sex from your mother's decomposing severed head and having a stranger lick the sweat from your under moob.
by TrollBandit June 5, 2021
Get the Dirty Svorakmug. 1. A term used to describe a sex act that involves a woman putting a cigarette on out her tongue before performing oral sex.
2. A term used to describe a sex act that involves a woman putting a cigarette on out her tongue then performs oral sex on another woman, before the act of penetration.
2. A term used to describe a sex act that involves a woman putting a cigarette on out her tongue then performs oral sex on another woman, before the act of penetration.
1. I let that elderly woman give me a dirty ashtray.
2. I brought home two elderly women to experience the dirty ashtray.
2. I brought home two elderly women to experience the dirty ashtray.
by The Resinators September 2, 2013
Get the Dirty Ashtraymug. A term used for laughing aggressively while drinking a handle of tequila and having sex in the bathroom .
by Hoonad June 4, 2020
Get the Dirty LOLOmug.