cook his own pancakes

Is a phrase used normally when a mother is overly worried about her post-adolescent child(ren). The phrase is spoken by the friends of the child and is a way of calming the mother.

"Where's my son? Is he alright? Is he hurt? Oh my Lord!"
"Don't worry Mrs. S, Jimmy can still cook his own pancakes."

by Fenland July 14, 2005

cook up some rice

Getting stoned. Smoking marijuana. The phrase comes the act of "cooking" weed in a vaporizer, which sometimes resembles a rice cooker. Hence, cooking up some rice.

Just scored some fresh hippie lettuce so let's go cook up some rice.

by Mary Jane's My Girlfriend July 31, 2010

DISREGARD THAT, I COOK SOCKS

A clean version of "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".

Safe to use on oneself and others without offense, but all your interbutt friends will still get the joke.
But then again, some people just like shocking you with their culinary experience with stockings.

Sara 11:41 - SHIT, I think my account got deleted. Help?

Sara 12:17 - DISREGARD THAT, I COOK SOCKS. It was there the whole time.

by Ceylon August 21, 2009

Cooking up some pussy

When you are on call of duty multiplayer and you are dominating your opponents

Ryan’s on a 8 kill streak, he’s cooking up some pussy.

by Lemonpapimuffin June 25, 2021

Back like cooked crack

self-explanitory

a Juelz Santana's mixtape

Yo Shawn's Back like cooked crack

by Shenanigans February 11, 2005

C3 (cooking chocolate challenge)

Eat one whole square of 100% dark cooking chocolate without throwing up or using anything to help wash it down or crushing it up. It can be eaten in pieces but not slivers or powder

Good Luck

Contestant: muhhnmhh HOLYY SHIT AGGHH
spectator: why would you do the C3 (cooking chocolate challenge)

by Challenge America July 12, 2012

cook me some eggs

Asking nicely for some poached goodness before things escalate.

Cook me some eggs!

by Fruitful mix March 30, 2017