cave rat

a indescribable monster
someone who very ugly
a person whos not cute at ALL

why is that cave rat trying to talk to me
he looks like a cave rat

by kay tee June 30, 2008

Urban caving

A glorified name for dumpster diving.

Look at that douche, he's urban caving at Goodwill!

by jeeb81 August 7, 2008

The Cave

A Whore Like Woman Hes Over Sexual Appetite And Low Morels Have Lead Her To Have A Loose Vagina Resembling A Cave. Also Called. A Yessica.

Guy1: Did You Get The Fish Today?
Guy2: No, Why?
Guy1: Ah Fuck, The Cave Is Coming.

by Daedal October 11, 2008

go back to your cave

a phrase meaning "shut up and don't talk to me right now"

a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:

Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you to nigger at finding a better paying job

Carl: please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet.

by Sexydimma February 21, 2013

go back to your cave

a phrase meaning "shut up and don't talk to me right now"

a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:

Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you find a better paying job

Carl: please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet.

by Sexydimma April 7, 2013

go back to your cave

(originating from 'the male cave' described in John Gray's Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus)

a nicer (or more offensive depending on the situation) of telling someone "please don't talk to me right now"

a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:

Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you find a better paying job

Carl: (in an angry voice): please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet. Not my fault I am not getting any interviews. (In a pleasant, and less angry voice): Besides, sweetie, I am sorry I got angry at you, I came back from the gym and need to take a shower

by Sexydimma April 28, 2013

cakester cave

Cakesters would be your butt cheeks and cave would be your sphincter.

I woke up this morning with hemorrhoids so i had to get my cakester cave checked out by my proctologist.

by mnmcaruso June 17, 2014