Bus Conductor

Where one sticks as many coins in his foreskin as possible otherwise known as ‘selling tickets’.

I managed to convince my friend Isaac to do the bus conductor in front of everyone last night.

by My Dad Brett August 5, 2018

bus jousting

in GTA4 when online you have two players hijack some buses and ram each other full speed in a head on collision only one shall survive

player 1:hey lets go bus jousting
player 2: ok
.....
Boom
player 1: suck it bitch
player 2: the sound of respawning

by PWN master93 July 20, 2009

Bus Beats

Music that you hear while on the bus that comes from other peoples loud headphones. they supply the music to people who don't have their music cranked.

I didn't have my ipod today so I just listened to the Bus Beats from the guy sitting across from me.

by Oderus Underus April 29, 2011

Bus wanka

Bus wankas are a very weird people usually bus wankas have names like Chester, Pedro, Alfredo and Jerad.
Bus wankas should be kept away from nans as they will melest them.

Bus wankas can be very dangerous as they usually have a melester licence.

Your nan is a bus wanka.

by HotPizzaRolls April 22, 2019

saggy bus

When the bus has a driver that's an 80 year old hag scraping up retirement money.

I gotta ride the saggy bus today

by Nick Naires March 8, 2018

Charter bus

Charter bus: a wonderful air conditioned luxurious bus almost like an airplane so awesome you never want to get off if I had it my way I would ride the bus all day

We are taking the charter bus
Really that is the best thing ever

by Helloooooooooooo1234567890637 April 30, 2019

Gruff Bus

A bus full of retards

Oy Matt look at that bus, it's full of Gruff's must be a Gruff bus

by Gruffboy July 12, 2015