cookie bumper

A lesbian who enjoys genital contact with other lesbians in a bumping fashion.

Melissa likes to bump cookies, therefore is a cookie bumper.

by Scout Peterson November 5, 2008

Dick bumper

A bushy moustache that gives protection to the upper lip from excessive penis sucking.

keith's upper lip sure would had hurt in the morning if not for his dick bumper.

by klayzee February 21, 2008

Barrel Bumper

A derogatory term used for sailors, as it is a reference to how lonely, desperate seamen would carve holes into barrels to have sex with in lieu of a woman aboard the ship.

Man 1: Man I've been at sea for ages.
Man 2: So you're a barrel bumper then eh?

by Chadd De Las Casas May 8, 2008

gummy bummy

When one person puts his penis up against a woman's asshole, but not in it, and then ejaculates--causing the cum to coat the butthole and slide down the rest of the crack.

Oh man, the other day I gave Sheila a total gummy bummy. She had to take a shower after that!

by Cheesesock December 18, 2010

bump and a beer

drinking term; term for a drink order; consists of a straight shot and a beer

Bartender: "What can I get for ya?"

Customer: "I'll take a bump and a beer."

by BedTimeBomb February 25, 2008

pussy bumper

The fat pouch above a womans vagina that looks like a fanny pack under her pants.

My three year said to me the other day "look, that lady has two stomachs". I explained to him "no son thats just her pussy bumper".

by brian cichanowicz April 12, 2008

three month bump

When it is time to move on and get a new significant other because the euphoria of a new relationship has passed..Otherwise known as dump that bitch ..

DUDE! its time to give her the three month bump !!!

by flying_finn March 15, 2008