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Alexander

Sexy autistic white guy who’s good with any instrument he touches. Average size dick and likes raping men named Diego.
Look at Alexander going ham on Diego
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Alexander Carlyle Little

The sweetest man who ever lived. The boy with the perfect eyes and nose and hair and smile. A little short, but cute as a button. Sexy af. Somewhat forgetful. Very creative. Few words but many jokes. 10/10 would date again.
Alexander Carlyle Little, isn't that the guy who made that one song ages ago, what's it called again? The day before or something, I think it's on Spotify
by Valar_Moghulis November 23, 2021
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Alexander

A nerd who is surprisingly good at sports any girl who meets him will want to hold before he leaves them
That man is Alexander
by Godric Gryffindor November 13, 2020
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Alexander Faes

"Bro I really want to eat an Alexander Faes"

"I got zero kills in-game, I pulled an Alexander Faes"
by NotDios December 11, 2023
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Jason Alexander

talentfull
wow you are a gods gift that means you are very Jason Alexander
by Little kitty straight cat December 2, 2019
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alexander

alexander is definitely worth the time and he is no doubt the most popular guy you’ll ever know, but even though he has many distractions waving in his face, if you stay loyal to him you’ll get more than that in return. His personality is just amazing. Because his humour may be a bit dirty and he’s very loud doesn’t hit off any points because he is beautiful, inside and out, and always will be because he is a very expressive and enthusiastic person.

His eyes shine in ocean blue, mesmerising the depths of the earth whenever he opens them.

His hair stands tall in spike when he messes with it, but when he has good hair days (always) you can’t take your eyes off of his glowing brown hair.
He is the most amazing person ever and is so athletic, definitely loves football, and is always looking out for you.
do you know alexander?

of course i do.

well i have a crush on him!

everybody does! don’t you know that?

oh! but who does he like?

not u ur a pick me-
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Alexander gutierrez

hey thats Alexander gutierrez he is so cool
by Aoier June 15, 2023
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