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Zach

Gay af and likes to get handjobs from a dude named Leo
Zach is bicurious in 7th
by Ballsinyourjaws October 13, 2020
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Zach

There are three types of Zachs out there
1. This is the typical skater boy, spikey hair, vaping, surfer dude.
2. Raving narcissist that is super popular.
3. A depressed, sad, and empty person. They try to be funny as that gives other people joy which is something he cannot give himself, but he keeps trying it because the momentary rush of someone liking their joke is addictive, even though it is rare. They either aren't funny, or people are tired of him, and somewhat counterproductively, he makes people more annoyed or angry then they were at the beginning. They get sadder from that than the happiness they would get if they made a joke that lands well, that is the main reason for the depression. Did they start depressed, and that made it worse, or is that what started the depression.
"What's his name?"
"His name is Zach."
by duderuthless August 26, 2020
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Zach

A very cute and creative man with curly hair snd hazel eyes. Always makes your day happier when he calls or texts you and you literally explode when he calls you “love”. You want to marry this man. Npbut ag the same time hes a fatass who eats hella and gains no weight and will not hesitate to take you into the bathroom when he needs to take a giant spookie dookie.
Zach, you dont need to keep eating sam’s club pizza
by Saturnluvr November 21, 2023
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Zach

Oo zach what a big boy and his arms are so nice
by Oneofmylargefriends August 31, 2017
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Lawrence angel zach alec

Wow thiers lawrence angel zach alec hes making banging cakes what a dude
by babadoodo November 23, 2021
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Zach

Zach is the friend who will stick by you kn matter what. He will be there for you in your time of need. He has beautiful red hair and he is stunningly charming.
Wow he is so nice, he is such a Zach.
by BioReactor February 7, 2018
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zached

rounding up the split tab so you can over charge your friends
Went to the bar the other night with Jason and the tab came to $110. Jason sent me an apple pay request for $60. Totally zached me. What a douche.
by mrmixx August 24, 2022
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