When you eat a big gothic Mexican chicks ass in the bathroom of a whataburger in Austin Texas and use your Texas toast from you patty melt to wipe the poo-jaculate off of your face.
Credit to Jason vest on instagram
Credit to Jason vest on instagram
Big gothic Mexican chick: so what were you thinking for lunch?
Me: I’m really craving a whataburger wet wipe.
Me: I’m really craving a whataburger wet wipe.
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I had a very satisfied smile after a clean first wipe but the next revealed I had been fooled, a wipe lie!
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Person 1: you grip freshies, die.
Person 2: You arent a freshie, you have bell
Person 2: LL
Person 2:?
Person 1: Just wipe
Person 2: wipe irl
Person 2: You arent a freshie, you have bell
Person 2: LL
Person 2:?
Person 1: Just wipe
Person 2: wipe irl
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Why are you crying?
I just used an Alaskan wet-wipe
What’s cooler than being cool?
An Alaskan wet-wipe
I just used an Alaskan wet-wipe
What’s cooler than being cool?
An Alaskan wet-wipe
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