Jersey-walk

A term for walking quickly with a definite purpose/destination. Usually involves ignoring people/potential distractions and pushing past annoying slow-walking people. Use this technique to achieve maximum efficiency in almost anything you need to do. Named after all the no-nonsense, awesome, badass New Jerseyans.

"I jersey-walked through the entire store and got all my shopping done in 10 minutes flat."

by heatherhez March 9, 2012

Walking milkshake

When your stomach hurts and makes a sloshing sound.

I can't succ more bread, i feel like a walking milkshake.

by AlterLynx March 18, 2018

Walk of Champions

More like a relaxed stroll that exudes confidence with one chest puffed out, standing up tall, and head held high. Usually happens after one completes a major feat which usually also involves adrenaline.

Did that guy just that guy just skydive from the Stratosphere?
Must have, look at his walk...Walk of Champions

by Falconan May 22, 2014

walking bucks

Money that you just carry around with you in your pocket when you go out. Basically, spending money. Usually referred to as "walking bucks" when the person has a lot of money to show off.

This must be your life savings under your bed, where did you get it all?

Nah, that's just walking bucks.

by Listening802 August 7, 2010

boof walk

taking a walk while smoking weed (boof), notably with The boys

Ben: Are we taking a boof walk tomorrow?

Seb: For sure. Just wait 'til you see the joint I rolled.

by xandorush May 16, 2020

Walk of shame

When 2-24 hours after a sexual encounter with an individual, you journey back to your home, workplace, school, or any place of importance with immense guilt, satisfying at least one of the following:
1. Wearing the same clothes you wore before
2. Missing at least one article of clothing
3. Wearing bodily evidence ( hair out of place, hickeys, lines etc.)
4. Wearing your partners clothing.

Girlll, I did the walk of shame to my lecture class this morning.

by TSDK June 2, 2018

Walking Snuffleupagus

When you take a man and turn him upside down placing his legs over your shoulders placing his penis above your chin like a snuffleupagus- Hence the Name Walking Snuffleupagus.

This is great for Charades

snuffleupaguswalking snuffleupagussnuffywalking snuffy

by Dr Blumpy JD Fogbank June 24, 2011