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Unicorn Homebuyer

Someone who buys their first home without financial assistance from immediate or extended family. This includes, but is not limited to: receiving a windfall from family, a loan from family, using family property to co-sign a mortgage, using inheritance money paid upfront to buy a property.
Believe it or not - they are Unicorn Homebuyers; they didn’t get a cent from family when they bought their house and did it all on their own!”
by Unicorn Homebuyer December 17, 2022
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unicorn stickers

When a girl shits in the guys mouth and he takes the shit and rubs it in circles on the girls ass
Wow those unicorn stickers look cool
by Funny& April 18, 2018
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Unstable Unicorn

An unstable unicorn is a person who gets horny at random times, or just at all times.
A: "my girlfriend is literally always horny. Shes such an unstable unicorn."

B: "yea, I wouldnt date Ellie. Shes an unstable unicorn. I mean unless you are too...."
by BubblegumBats February 20, 2022
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Unicorn Pussy

When some queen puts glitter in the fisting lube and leaves your bioluminescent butthole sharting glitter for a week.
Strobe’s unicorn pussy captivated a large audience at last month’s fisting party. The guy stretching him open was tripping on shrooms and claimed that the hole spoke to him and revealed the meaning of life.
by Strobesauce May 22, 2023
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Unicorn glitterwitter

An experience so exciting you could burst into a huge glitter ball like meeting the boy of your dreams or seeing the most beautiful scenery ever
Oh my unicorn glitterwitter he’s hot!

Unicorn glitterwitter this place is beautiful!
by Lucifer24 September 1, 2019
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snarky unicorn

Utterly fabulous women because of their sacastic but optimistic outlook on life.
What's with those mom's? They always have something wiseass to say, and totally don't care what others think.
That's because they are Snarky Unicorns.
by Snarkyunicorn December 20, 2016
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Flaccid Unicorn

When one decides to make a dance move that is easier then "dabbing" because we all know the dab is dead, then creates a movement of energy and passion resulting in positivity for everyone. Be cautious when hitting the flaccid unicorn this could result in a very good time and smiles you might end up shitting rainbows and glitter but it's for people who love to live dangerously because let's be real guys staying flaccid is a state of mind. It's rare to spot a unicorn already but to have seen a flaccid unicorn or have been next to one you truly are blessed and great things can only come your way!
Whalon has some awesome dance moves! He just hit the flaccid unicorn! I feel honored to have witnessed him hit the flaccid unicorn
by FlaccidUnicorm November 5, 2016
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