The act of your boss/supervisor paying for you to pleasure yourself with the use of a prostitute on her period.
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Get the banana slide monster mug.The act of 12 laxatives and shitting on a water slide and sliding down it with a dildo on your head to then force your whole head into a woman’s vagina at the bottom
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Get the Mexican mud slide mug.To grease a tiled floor and strip naked using the shaft of your dick as a sled.
Done best on a floor with as little cracks in between the tiles as possible as you do not want to cheese grate yourself.
Done best on a floor with as little cracks in between the tiles as possible as you do not want to cheese grate yourself.
Wtf why is my floor wet? Jerry!
Yes?
Wtf your naked!
Yeah and?
Why?!
Its a shaft n slide wanna join?
Yes?
Wtf your naked!
Yeah and?
Why?!
Its a shaft n slide wanna join?
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Get the shaft n slide mug.When you vigorously shove your GIANT schlong back and fourth a Womens throat repeatedly until they throw up.
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Get the Slide N' Shove mug.When one is covered from head to knee in lube, and the body is used as a water slide to defect poop from a third party.
1: Hey Lewis, did you shit on Jose?
2: No I tried but she was still lubed up - she Albanian water slided me!
2: No I tried but she was still lubed up - she Albanian water slided me!
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