Did you see that??? Kevin was eating her ass and she gave him the Kansas Mud slide... what a nasty fucker
by Bbwtittylover April 3, 2022
Get the Kansas Mud slidemug. The act of 12 laxatives and shitting on a water slide and sliding down it with a dildo on your head to then force your whole head into a woman’s vagina at the bottom
by Live laugh May 18, 2021
Get the Mexican mud slidemug. by cumdumpforwomen April 8, 2022
Get the banana slide monstermug. Nobody ever stops completely at the four way intersection on Wilbur Avenue in Cranston. They just keep doing the Rhode Island Slide...
by 99dakota October 19, 2018
Get the Rhode Island Slidemug. Robert "I don't know what I did to getthese wounds on elbows?"
Angela "my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"
Angela "my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"
by Mad_signtist September 8, 2023
Get the Portuguese Disco Slidemug. To grease a tiled floor and strip naked using the shaft of your dick as a sled.
Done best on a floor with as little cracks in between the tiles as possible as you do not want to cheese grate yourself.
Done best on a floor with as little cracks in between the tiles as possible as you do not want to cheese grate yourself.
Wtf why is my floor wet? Jerry!
Yes?
Wtf your naked!
Yeah and?
Why?!
Its a shaft n slide wanna join?
Yes?
Wtf your naked!
Yeah and?
Why?!
Its a shaft n slide wanna join?
by Ahent June 3, 2019
Get the shaft n slidemug. When one is covered from head to knee in lube, and the body is used as a water slide to defect poop from a third party.
1: Hey Lewis, did you shit on Jose?
2: No I tried but she was still lubed up - she Albanian water slided me!
2: No I tried but she was still lubed up - she Albanian water slided me!
by G Jack October 2, 2021
Get the Albanian Water slidemug.