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Kansas Mud slide

The act of eating a woman's ass while she has diarrhea then she shits on your face
Did you see that??? Kevin was eating her ass and she gave him the Kansas Mud slide... what a nasty fucker
by Bbwtittylover April 3, 2022
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Mexican mud slide

The act of 12 laxatives and shitting on a water slide and sliding down it with a dildo on your head to then force your whole head into a woman’s vagina at the bottom
Me a d your mum did a “Mexican mud slide”last night
by Live laugh May 18, 2021
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banana slide monster

lets fucking play banana slide monster you whores
by cumdumpforwomen April 8, 2022
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Rhode Island Slide

To roll through a stop sign, or intersection without coming to a complete stop.
Nobody ever stops completely at the four way intersection on Wilbur Avenue in Cranston. They just keep doing the Rhode Island Slide...
by 99dakota October 19, 2018
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Portuguese Disco Slide

When you're 3 sheets to the wind and end up with wounds days later, not knowing how you got them.
Robert "I don't know what I did to getthese wounds on elbows?"

Angela "my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"
by Mad_signtist September 8, 2023
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shaft n slide

To grease a tiled floor and strip naked using the shaft of your dick as a sled.

Done best on a floor with as little cracks in between the tiles as possible as you do not want to cheese grate yourself.
Wtf why is my floor wet? Jerry!
Yes?
Wtf your naked!
Yeah and?
Why?!
Its a shaft n slide wanna join?
by Ahent June 3, 2019
mugGet the shaft n slidemug.

Albanian Water slide

When one is covered from head to knee in lube, and the body is used as a water slide to defect poop from a third party.
1: Hey Lewis, did you shit on Jose?
2: No I tried but she was still lubed up - she Albanian water slided me!
by G Jack October 2, 2021
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