titties

slang used for "cool" or "awesome."

"Hey Tom, guess what?"
"What's that Tim?"
"I just found $500 cash on the ground"
"Wow, that's titties."

by Hybridrocknroll May 9, 2005

titesticles

n.
Has to do with the masculinity of a woman either physically or mentally.
Physically- The woman has heavy characteristics like she is taking steroids resulting in hairy chest, deep voice, and muscles bigger than a guy can handle.
mentally- Extreme feminist who makes the man spineless often spotted when the man stays at home and watches the children or takes her last name in marriage.

Guy 1, you finally broke up with that bitch, she had more hair on her chest than u did and made u stay home and watch the kids.

Guy 2, yeah, but i miss her.

Guy 1, Damn your spineless that girl has bigger titesticles than i thought.

by bubba4327 November 22, 2010

city titties

the bumps along the centerline of the road. they are usually a reflective yellow. like a speed bump

Passenger of a drunk driver: Dude! you've already run over the city titties once tonight, don't do it again!

by illegal fairtrade May 29, 2009

Pitty Titties

Pitty Titties are from the words pitty and tittie combined. Together those words mean that your girl-friend or boy-friend has saggy titties.

holy piss man your girl has pitty titties.

by Nateatlarge August 29, 2010

scare titties

Someone who's gayer than aids

That girl is scare titties.

by Dick master 6818 August 22, 2017

Pancake Titties

A girl with unusually flat or disappointing titties

Bro Maddie flashed me last night she got pancake titties

by Fuckyessirb June 25, 2020

Spoiled Milk Titties

A term for titties that spend a lot of time being naked, that if it were a cup of milk, the milk inside of them would spoil.

You know how you leave a cup out for so long the cup of milk is gonna spoil eventually? I been nekkid so much I think my titties are spoiled. The milk inside.
I like to keep these titties out, that’s spoiled milk titties

by Soozaaaa January 15, 2022