bite your knob off

To over-charge someone for goods or a service. To inflate a pre-arranged price in an underhand way.

"We'd agreed £200 for the land survey but when I got the bill they'd put it down as £280. Is that normal?

No mate, I think they're trying to to bite your knob off!"

by carlosfortuna October 10, 2011

Bite someone's head off

Well, this should be a non-literal phrase. It means to be mad and irritated at someone, so you might want to do something to get at them. If they actually mean it... well, take good care of your head.

Definition (literal) of: Bite someone's head off:
Person(?) 1: That guy is annoying.
Person 2: Yeah, sure is...
Person(?) 1: I'm gonna bite his fucking head off.
Person 2: Go for it!
Person(?) 1: ...
Person 2: Oh, you meant literally...? WAIT WHA-

by idefinestuffyoudontknowabout March 5, 2023

biting the crabby patty

A growing euphemism for when a guy is bad at performing oral sex on a woman. Particularly, it refers to when a guy, in a desperate attempt to stimulate the clitoris of his female partner, tries to extend his mouth as far as possible towards the clitoris and then proceeds to perform ultimately unsatisfying or poorly-formed cunnilingus. The definition comes from the scene in SpongeBob Squarepants, where Squidward is trying a crabby patty for the first time. He extends his neck, shaking in fear, extends his jaw, and then takes one, quivering *bite* of the crabby patty.

Female A: How was your night with Ricky last night?
Female B: Eh, it was alright. The sex was normal, but he went down on me and it was really weird.
Female A: Oh, did he end up biting the crabby patty?
Female B: Yep, totally bit the crabby patty.

by PapaMoose February 14, 2012

the bite your toe

a sex position where the girl bites her toenail whilst the guy pounds dat shit.

i fucked my girlfriend using the bite your toe position and she ripped her toe nail off.

by tinasboxxybutt January 27, 2019

Another one bites the dust

This phrase originated from western movies/television shows. When someone got shot and fell on their Face into the dirt, they quite literally “bite the dust!!”

“He shot every single man and then the leader... !”
“Yeah, another one bites the dust!!”

by PeterPanMom February 20, 2020

Pillow-biting sword swallower

An effeminate homosexual who is usually on the receiving side: often biting the pillow in pain or pleasure. Also enjoys giving head (swallows of course).

"You stupid pillow-biting sword swallower!"

by Julius Caesar June 12, 2003

boner biting uncle fucker

someone who bites boners, and fucks their uncle

"u boner biting uncle fucker"

by Dick Hertz May 20, 2003