an item of food found in almost all mexican resturants,a burrito(beef or chicken) and can include onions,peppers,rice,beans,cheese,special gravy,jalapenos,salsa,sour cream and is always over five pounds
if you eat this and live to tell about it be proud...you will have joined a group of a select few that are somwhere between a man and a god
if you eat this and live to tell about it be proud...you will have joined a group of a select few that are somwhere between a man and a god
brad:where is sammy? is he coming to work?
chris:nah man...he ate a burrito california and ended up in the ER
brad:guess he should have stuck to the speedy gonzales
chris:nah man...he ate a burrito california and ended up in the ER
brad:guess he should have stuck to the speedy gonzales
by BCeater86 August 01, 2009
person 1: man lindsay california is a great place
person 2: yeah i know, greath weather and hot girls
person 1: i love lindsay california
person 2: yeah i know, greath weather and hot girls
person 1: i love lindsay california
by thegirlweNEVERspeakof:D June 12, 2011
A process where a man takes a woman to the beach and fills her vagina with sand. He then poops into the vagina and inserts his penis to cover it with the contents. The woman than takes the penis covered in sand and poop into her mouth and sucks on it until the semen is ejaculated into her.
by TheHam69er June 27, 2016
1.A love song to the state of California.
2.An overplayed and overrated song about California.
3.Any song that talks about "California Dreaming" or "Californication" etc.
4.A "fuck you" song by Chicago band Local H to California and New York
2.An overplayed and overrated song about California.
3.Any song that talks about "California Dreaming" or "Californication" etc.
4.A "fuck you" song by Chicago band Local H to California and New York
Guy 1:Hey man, have you heard the latest Red Hot Chili Pepper CD?
Guy 2: PLEASE NO MORE CALIFORNIA SONGS!!
Guy 2: And fuck New York too.
Guy 2: PLEASE NO MORE CALIFORNIA SONGS!!
Guy 2: And fuck New York too.
by Mister Self Destruct May 28, 2009
When the drought in California is so bad that when you go to the carwash the workers surround your car and poop on it.
by Dbeaux February 23, 2017
i fucking made up california waterfall one day in english... Just like Boston Steamer and Im gonna make something up for all the states or citys
by mollykins December 23, 2006
N. A form of mutual masturbation where the acting male partner inserts his/her open palm into the female's vagina, then moves it in and out as a method of stimulation. If this maneuver is used in the anus instead, it is then referred to as the Dark Alley
Man 1: So, the other day my girlfriend I were feeling slightly adventurous, so we tried the California Saucerfist.
Man 2: Really? Did she enjoy it?
Man 1: I couldn't tell if she was crying or having an orgasm.
Man 2: Really? Did she enjoy it?
Man 1: I couldn't tell if she was crying or having an orgasm.
by Cheezy Chester October 01, 2008