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Slide N' Shove

When you vigorously shove your GIANT schlong back and fourth a Womens throat repeatedly until they throw up.
I just threw her in a Slide N' Shove.
by chaseisab*tch February 18, 2021
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shaft n slide

To grease a tiled floor and strip naked using the shaft of your dick as a sled.

Done best on a floor with as little cracks in between the tiles as possible as you do not want to cheese grate yourself.
Wtf why is my floor wet? Jerry!
Yes?
Wtf your naked!
Yeah and?
Why?!
Its a shaft n slide wanna join?
by Ahent June 3, 2019
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banana slide monster

lets fucking play banana slide monster you whores
by cumdumpforwomen April 8, 2022
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Kansas Mud slide

The act of eating a woman's ass while she has diarrhea then she shits on your face
Did you see that??? Kevin was eating her ass and she gave him the Kansas Mud slide... what a nasty fucker
by Bbwtittylover April 3, 2022
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Shit-N-Slide

The act of getting a Slip-N-Slide and covering it in human feces as opposed to water, then sliding down it fully in the nude.
We wen't to John's house to play truth or dare, and Chris ended up having to do a Shit-N-Slide
by WhosWebster April 1, 2021
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Mexican mud slide

The act of 12 laxatives and shitting on a water slide and sliding down it with a dildo on your head to then force your whole head into a woman’s vagina at the bottom
Me a d your mum did a “Mexican mud slide”last night
by Live laugh May 18, 2021
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Albanian Water slide

When one is covered from head to knee in lube, and the body is used as a water slide to defect poop from a third party.
1: Hey Lewis, did you shit on Jose?
2: No I tried but she was still lubed up - she Albanian water slided me!
by G Jack October 2, 2021
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